OUR GLITTER BOMB PROCESS
Got someone you wanna bomb? Here’s the process.
Place an order on the site
We begin construction
We ship that shit
What about sending a glitter bomb do you not understand? Just read below.
Read the process bit. Buy a bomb, enter victim’s address. We ship. Done.
Are you kidding me? READ THE PROCESS PAGE.
Of course, we’ll put anything ya like. Leave it in the notes with your order. Or we can write one for you.
Not unless you tell them, No. All bombs sent are 100% anonymous.
These are ULTRA FINE glitter bombs – we use the smallest glitter possible to ensure that they are vacuuming at least 2 months after the bomb. They really do go everywhere.
$14.99. That includes free shipping WORLDWIDE.
Because, glitter my friends, is the most annoying stuff on earth. We had one victim who apparently opened it in her car. She’s still finding glitter. This was a month ago.
Go f**k yourself.
Yeah, that’s right, we quite literally DO have fans. You sick people.
Dear GBM, I’d like to thank you for your glitter bomb surprise sent to my ex-girlfriend. She and I still work together and she opened it AT work. She still has glitter in her keyboard. Awesome!
Hahahaha! It worked! I ordered this on the off-chance of it not being a shitty letter full of glitter like the last company. I watched my mate open it and it truly did go fucking everywhere! It was hilarious! He still doesn’t know it was me! HAHA.
So, you ready to ruin someone’s day? Let’s get this shit started.
Ok, so you’ve gone through the process, the FAQ’s and the reviews and you are now ready to ship a glorious all singing, all dancing, spring-loaded glitter bomb mail to someone. Just fill out the form here and then click ‘buy now’.
Then you’ll be redirected to Paypal to take your payment for your sabotage. Yes, we know Paypal is shit – maybe send them some glitter? After receiving the payment we’ll get this sorted for you and send said wonderful glitter bomb to your victim. Done. If you have a note for your victim, please say with order. We’ll do that for you. For free. Because we are like that.
Oh, and don’t forget to like us on Facebook and occasionally maybe use that other one with the bird symbol. It’s shit yes, but, we like hearing about what happened to our victims. We are sick.